Showing posts with label Quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quote. Show all posts

Thursday, December 4, 2008

In our Daily Life Quotations are so Essential

Use quotations at strategically selected moments. You have probably been told by teachers to provide as much evidence as possible in support of your thesis. But packing your paper with quotations will not necessarily strengthen your argument. The majority of your paper should still be your original ideas in your own words (after all, it's your paper). And quotations are only one type of evidence: well-balanced papers may also make use of paraphrases, data, and statistics. The types of evidence you use will depend in part on the conventions of the discipline or audience for which you are writing. For example, papers analyzing literature may rely heavily on direct quotations of the text, while papers in the social sciences may have more paraphrasing, data, and statistics than quotations.

1. Discussing specific arguments or ideas.Sometimes, in order to debate with clarity and specificity the ideas of others, you need to quote those ideas word for word. Suppose you want to challenge the following statement made by John Doe, a well-known historian:

"At the beginning of World War Two, almost all Americans assumed the war would end quickly."If it is especially important that you formulate a counter-argument to this claim, then you might wish to quote the part of the statement that you find questionable and establish a dialogue between yourself and John Doe:

Historian John Doe has argued that in 1941 "almost all Americans assumed the war would end quickly" (Doe 223). Yet during the first six months of U.S. involvement, the wives and mothers of soldiers often noted in their diaries their fear that the war would drag on for years.

2. Giving added emphasis to a particularly authoritative source on your topic.There will be times when you want to highlight the words of a particularly important and authoritative source on your topic. For example, suppose you were writing an essay about the differences between the lives of male and female slaves in the U.S. South. One of your most provocative sources is a narrative written by a former slave, Harriet Jacobs. It would then be appropriate to quote some of Jacobs's words:

Harriet Jacobs, a former slave from North Carolina, published an autobiographical slave narrative in 1861. She exposed the hardships of both male and female slaves but ultimately concluded "slavery is terrible for men; but it is far more terrible for women."

In this particular example, Jacobs is providing a crucial first-hand perspective on slavery. Thus, her words deserve more exposure than a paraphrase could provide.Jacobs is quoted in Harriet A. Jacobs, Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl, ed. Jean Fagan Yelling (Cambridge: Harvard University Press, 1987).

3. Analyzing how others use language.

This scenario is probably most common in literature and linguistics courses, but you might also find yourself writing about the use of language in history and social science classes. If the use of language is your primary topic, then you will obviously need to quote users of that language.

Examples of topics that might require the frequent use of quotations include:

Southern colloquial expressions in William Faulkner's Light in August Ms. and the creation of a language of female empowerment

A comparison of three British poets and their use of meter

4. Spicing up your prose.

In order to lend variety to your prose, you may wish to quote a source with particularly vivid language. All quotations, however, must closely relate to your topic and arguments. Do not insert a quotation solely for its literary merits.

One example of a quotation that adds flair:

Calvin Coolidge's tendency to fall asleep became legendary. As H. L. Men ken commented in the American Mercury in 1933, "Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored."

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A List of Sayings Collected From Old Cookbooks

This is a list of some old-time sayings I have gathered from old cookbooks. Hope you will enjoy them.

Willingness without action is like a cloud without rain; there may be lots of thunder and lightening but no parched ground is watered.

Too little to save, Too much to dump. That's what makes the housewife plump.

"A smile is a light in the window of the face by which the heart signifies it is at home and waiting. A face that cannot smile is like a bulb that cannot blossom." Henry Ward Beecher

You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make earnest effort to confer that pleasure on others?

"Whatever is set before you eat, asking no questions for conscience sake." 1 Cor. 10:37

Be grateful for your doors of opportunity--and for the friends who oil the hinges.

I set out to find a friend, but couldn't find one; I set out to be a friend, and friends were everywhere.



"We may live without poetry, music and art,
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friend, we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks."

"He may live without books--what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope--what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love--what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?"
By Owen Meredith

There is no indigestion worse than that of trying to eat your own words.

We do not know how inexpensive the seeds of happiness are or we should scatter them oftener.

Little acts of kindness are stowed away in the heart like bags of lavender in a drawer to sweeten every object around them.

Strive always to be like a good watch--open face, busy hands, pure gold, well regulated, full of good works.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

When Pharaoh and His Folk Cried: O Moses! Pray for Us Unto Your Lord?

Many people do not know Allah. This series (1-65) is an attempt to help them to know their Creator.

Verses 7:134-136 of the Noble Quran talk about: 1) When Pharaoh and his folk cried: O Moses! Pray for us unto your Lord? 2) When Pharaoh and his folk promised Moses to believe in him? 3) Has Pharaoh and his folk kept their pledge to Moses? 4) Allah exacted retribution from Pharaoh and his folk and drowned them and 5) Why Had Allah drowned Pharaoh and his folk in the sea?

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The meaning of verse 7:134

And when the terror, the chastisement, fell on them; whenever a torment fell on them such as the flood, locusts, vermin, frogs and blood

they (Pharaoh and his folk) cried: O Moses! Pray for us unto your Lord, ask your Lord for us, because He has a covenant with you, because of that with which He has commanded you.

If you remove the terror from us, if you remove the punishment from us; we verily will trust you, we will believe in you and will let the Children of Israel go with you with all their property.

In short, they said:

O Moses, pray to your Lord for our sake by the covenant which He has made with you, to remove the chastisement from us if we believe.

Indeed if you remove from us the terror, verily we will believe in you and let the Children of Israel go with you.

The meaning of verse 7:135

But when Allah removed, through the supplication of Moses, the terror from them to a term which they should reach, lo! they were already reneging, breaking their covenant and persisting in their disbelief.

In other words, but when Allah did remove from them the terror, the punishment for a term which they must reach (i.e. the drowning in the Red Sea), behold! they broke their covenant, they broke their pledge to Moses.

The meaning of verse 7:136


So Allah exacted retribution from Pharaoh and his folk and therefore He drowned them in the sea for, the reason, that they denied Our signs and were heedless of them, not reflecting upon them.


In other words, Allah took retribution from them, once and for all; therefore He drowned them in the sea: because they denied His revelations, His clear signs and were heedless of them; they were disbelievers in them.

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Verses 7:134-136 in different English translations of the meanings of Arabic Quran:

Verse 7:134

QARIB: and when the plague smote them, they said: 'moses, pray to your lord for us invoking the promise he has made with you. if you lift the plague from us, we will believe in you and let the children of israel go with you. '

SHAKIR: and when the plague fell upon them, they said: o musa! pray for us to your lord as he has promised with you, if you remove the plague from us, we will certainly believe in you and we will certainly send away with you the children of israel

PICKTHAL: and when the terror fell on them they cried: o moses! pray for us unto thy lord, because he hath a covenant with thee. if thou removest the terror from us we verily will trust thee and will let the children of israel go with thee.

YUSUFALI: every time the penalty fell on them, they said: "o moses! on your behalf call on thy lord in virtue of his promise to thee: if thou wilt remove the penalty from us, we shall truly believe in thee, and we shall send away the children of israel with thee."

Verse 7:135

QARIB: but when we had lifted the plague from them for a term which they had to reach, they broke their promise.

SHAKIR: but when we removed the plague from them till a term which they should attain lo! they broke (the promise)

PICKTHAL: but when we did remove from them the terror for a term which they must reach, behold! they broke their covenant.

YUSUFALI: but every time we removed the penalty from them according to a fixed term which they had to fulfil,- behold! they broke their word!

Verse 7:136

QARIB: so we punished them and drowned them in the sea, for they had belied our signs and gave no heed to them.

SHAKIR: therefore we inflicted retribution on them and drowned them in the sea because they rejected our signs and were heedless of them

PICKTHAL: therefore we took retribution from them; therefore we drowned them in the sea: because they denied our revelations and were heedless of them.

YUSUFALI: so we exacted retribution from them: we drowned them in the sea, because they rejected our signs and failed to take warning from them.

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Monday, December 1, 2008

Set of My Thoughts Dated 04.11.2008

Set of my thoughts dated 4.11.2008

(1) You should try your best and if you are not in a position to achieve target, you should not be losing heart, but should find out another method to complete that project or leave and take up another project which is within your reach.

(2) If you believe in God, you can pray before Him, but at the same time you should not waste time to trace God and meet Him because these two things are just impossibilities and not possibilities.

(3) Every one of us must save something for the old age so that you could spend the last days comfortably and happily.

(4) The life partners must be one with two bodies and if you create some disturbance with the life partner, nothing on earth shall bring you happiness and satisfaction in life.

(5) If you are citizen of India, you must take care that no one is turning a terrorist or a rioters while living in your neighborhood.

(6) Read editorials of news papers and then you must think over those thoughts and you must come out with your comments on those thoughts. This the right approach towards news papers.

(7) Most of us are criticizing the functioning of Government, but we are not in a position to give suggestions. If you have got some suggestions please float those suggestions through news papers.

(8) You should not spend more than your share in the family income because others who are in the family have also got their share and they should not be deprived of their share in the family income.

(9) When you are out amongst the strangers, you must give good account of yourself so that others may have a good impression of you and of your behaviour.

(10) When we talk with another person, we must talk in the language which he understands and if talk in another language which he does not understand, our efforts to convey our things to him shall fail.

(11) You must know what is happening around you and must re-act if you like because you too are a living citizen of the country in which you are living.

(12) Making progress is your fundamental right and therefore, it is your duty to assess yourself quarterly, half-yearly or annually and you must see that you are going ahead and not backward.

(13) You should not jealous with your friend, but you should try to achieve those heights with your own efforts. Comparing your achievements with others means we too should achieve something for which we could be proud of.(14) Do not believe that you shall be getting another chance to come on this earth. Therefore, you should complete your targets within the span of this life.

(15) God, Devil, Heaven, Hell, Re-birth all are imaginations and therefore, we should not waste our time on these items.


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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Pithy Prose: the Wit & Wisdom of Eric Hoffer

Part 10 of an occasional series

I am a collector of quotations. I have been ever since I learned how to write, I mean professionally, not in primary school.

I am particularly fond of what I like to call "pithy prose". These short quotations can cover an unlimited variety of subjects: love, religion, politics, human nature, etc. What unites them is their ability to say more in one or two sentences than could be expressed in a thousand-word treatise. It's like being able to pour a liter of liquid into a half-liter bottle.

They are superb examples of Mark Twain's famous dictum, "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."

In principle, all writers and public speakers are capable of producing pithy prose, but clearly some are better at it than others.

Any collection of pithy prose must necessarily be biased in terms of what it includes and excludes. I make no apologies for my selections, only for the hundreds of other meritorious quotations I had to leave out.

No one will agree with all these quotations; this was not their intention. You may even find some of them repugnant or outrageous. This was their intention.

We seldom learn anything of value from what we already agree with. Only those ideas that grate on our nerves can open our minds. As with oysters, irritation can produce pearls. So if anything you are about to read annoys or shocks you, try to think clearly and dispassionately about what it is saying. You will either be confirmed in your current belief or shaken into re-examining it.

Either way, you win!

This article is part of an occasional series. In each article, I will be offering more amusing, educating, and exasperating quotations to your judgment. But just to be certain that we agree on what we are talking about, here it is in a nutshell.

Pithy Prose: A quotation where at first you may not be quite certain what it means. But when you become certain, you become equally certain that it couldn't have been said better any other way. In short, big ideas in small packages.

If you have a better definition of pithy prose, please contact me. I would love to hear it.

Who Is Eric Hoffer?

Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983) was known as "the longshoreman philosopher". Born in New York City, he was largely unschooled because he became temporarily blind at the age of seven; however, when he regained his sight at the age of 16, he read voraciously. At 18 he went to California, where he became both a migrant farm laborer and a longshoreman (dockworker). "The True Believer" (1951), his first and best known work, is a study of fanaticism and mass movements. It was widely praised for its pungent, aphoristic style and deep sociological insights.

1. A grievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

2. A man by himself is in bad company.

3. Charlatanism of some degree is indispensable to effective leadership.

4. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless.

5. Creativity is the ability to introduce order into the randomness of nature.

6. Every intense desire is perhaps a desire to be different from what we are.

7. Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

8. Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves.

7. Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know.

8. In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

9. It is a sign of creeping inner death when we can no longer praise the living.

10. It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.

11. It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.


12. It is not actual suffering but the taste of better things which excites people to revolt.

13. It is not so much the example of others we imitate as the reflection of ourselves in their eyes and the echo of ourselves in their words.

14. It is often the failure who is the pioneer in new lands, new undertakings, and new forms of expression.


15. It is remarkable by how much a pinch of malice enhances the penetrating power of an idea or an opinion. Our ears, it seems, are wonderfully attuned to sneers and evil reports about our fellow men.

16. It is the around-the-corner brand of hope that prompts people to action, while the distant hope acts as an opiate.

17. It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn.

18. It sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.

19. It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities.


20. Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind.

21. Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the impossible.

22. Many of the insights of the saint stem from their experience as sinners.

23. Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.

24. Nationalist pride, like other variants of pride, can be a substitute for self-respect.

25. Our frustration is greater when we have much and want more than when we have nothing and want some. We are less dissatisfied when we lack many things than when we seem to lack but one thing.

26. Our sense of power is more vivid when we break a man's spirit than when we win his heart.

27. People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

28. Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.

29. Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.

30. Social improvement is attained more readily by a concern with the quality of results than with the purity of motives.

31. Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.

32. Sometimes we feel the loss of a prejudice as a loss of vigor.

33. Take away hatred from some people, and you have men without faith.

34. The beginning of thought is in disagreement - not only with others but also with ourselves.

35. The fear of becoming a 'has-been' keeps some people from becoming anything.

36. The greatest weariness comes from work not done.

37. The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

38. The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future.

39. The savior who wants to turn men into angels is as much a hater of human nature as the totalitarian despot who wants to turn them into puppets.

40. The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.

41. The weakness of a soul is proportionate to the number of truths that must be kept from it.

42. There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.

43. There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.

44. Those in possession of absolute power cannot only prophesy and make their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true.

45. Thought is a process of exaggeration. The refusal to exaggerate is not infrequently an alibi for the disinclination to think or praise.

46. To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.

47. To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.

48. To the old, the new is usually bad news.

49. We are least open to precise knowledge concerning the things we are most vehement about.

50. We are more prone to generalize the bad than the good. We assume that the bad is more potent and contagious.

51. We can be absolutely certain only about things we do not understand.

52. We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind.

53. When people are bored it is primarily with themselves.

54. When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

55. Wise living consists perhaps less in acquiring good habits than in acquiring as few habits as possible.

56. You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

57. You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.

Previously in this series

Part 1 Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Mark Twain

Part 2: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Oscar Wilde

Part 3: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of People Named "W"

Part 4: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Anatole France

Part 5: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Ambrose Bierce

Part 6: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Friedrich Nietzsche

Part 7: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Anon

Part 8: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of People Named "H"

Part 9: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Johann Goethe
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

HOW TO BECOME AN IDEAL FRIEND

Its not easy becoming a friend or making one because a friend is not a state of mind. Its real and its in your face. A friend is someone who makes your life worth its while a little more than yesterday. While everybody has their own definitions of a "friend", the long and short of it is we all need friends to make our lives better. We at TheHolidaySpot value our friendship as much as you do and would like to share our ideas of how to become an ideal friend with you, for if wasn't for you we wouldn't be where we are today.


HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY...

In friendship "honesty" is the key word. One should always be honest to his or her friends.
Don't overlook their faults, even if you have none for you are his friend!
Praise them honestly and openly.
Say you're sorry, when you hurt your friend. Don't let them assume it.*


GIVE MORE THAN YOU TAKE...

Be there when they need you or you may wind up alone.
Love them unconditionally, that is the only condition. Make them feel special, because aren't we all special?*
Never forget them, who wants to feel forgotten.*


BE SUPPORTIVE...*

Cheer them on, we all need encouragement now and then.*
Encourage their dreams and aspiration, Life seems almost meaningless without them.
Your words count, use them wisely.
Use good judgement.
Wish them luck, hopefully good*
Eamine your motives before you "help" out
Just be there when they need you
Really listen, a friendly ear is a soothing balm*


FORGIVENESS...

Forgive them for, "To Err is Human", and you just may end up making the same mistakes in course of time..*


KEEP THE FAITH...

Have faith in them. For, there is no love without trust.
Zip your lips when they confide in you*


EXPRESS YOURSELF CLEARLY

Know when they need a hug, and couldn't you use one?*
Offer to help, and know when " No thanks" is just politeness*
Quietly disagree, noisy No's make enemies*
Verbalsise your feelings*


HAVE FUN...

Get together often, misery loves company, so does glee.
Talk frequently, communication is important.*

Enjoying your friendship is the order of the day. So its not what we call a friendship if you don't feel right.
Always remember a friendship is worth it when you are able to enjoy the amazing relationship with no holds barred. Its a mutual bond for life that you cant give up.
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Friday, May 16, 2008

Love Quote by William Shakespeare

If you want to say something to that one person who is the most important to you then you have definitely come to the right place. You will find a variety of love quotes which you can use to pep up the spirit of your partner and make him/her realize that he/she matters to you the most.

One can use these quotes to bring a smile on the faces of their beloved ones as well as to make them realize their importance in one’s life. These quotes can also be used to say something which one could not express in any conversation. They can also be used to convey some part of your feelings while leaving the rest to be implied.

Love is merely madness...
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Monday, May 12, 2008

Some Famous Birthday Quotes

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln

"Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday,Full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living;
Born on Sunday, You will never know want." - Anonymous

"Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend."- Martial

"Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day." -Anonymous

"Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated." - Anonymous

"Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again." -Menachem Mendel Schneerson

"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." -Author Unknown

"Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change." - Molly Keane


"Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net." - Franklin Pierce Adams "Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde

My mother groaned, my father wept, into the dangerous world I leapt; helpless, naked, piping loud, like a fiend hid in a cloud. - William Blake

"Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?"-William Shakespeare

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. -William Shakespeare To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. -Thomas B. Aldrich
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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Days of Me

Days of Me

When people say they miss me,

I think how much I miss me too,

Me, the old me, the great me,

Lover of three women in one day,

Modest me, the best me, friend

To waiters and bartenders, hearty

Laugher and name rememberer,

Proud me, handsome and hirsute

In soccer shoes and shorts

On the ball fields behind MIT,

Strong me in a weightbelt at the gym,

Mutual sweat dripper in and out

Of the sauna, furtive observer

Of the coeducated and scantily clad,

Speedy me, cyclist of rivers,

Goose and peregrine falcon

Counter, all season venturer,

Chatterer-up of corner cops,

Groundskeepers, mothers with strollers,

Outwitter of panhandlers and bill

Collectors, avoider of levies, excises,

Me in a taxi in the rain,

Pressing my luck all the way home.

That’s me at the dice table, baby,

Betting come, little Joe, and yo,

Blowing the coals, laying thunder,

My foot on top a fifty dollar chip

Some drunk spilled on the floor,

Dishonest me, evener of scores,

Eager accepter of the extra change,

Hotel towel pilferer, coffee spoon

Lifter, fervent retailer of others’

Fumor, blackhearted gossiper,

Poisoner at the well, dweller

In unsavory detail, delighted sayer

Of the vulgar, off course belier

Of the true me, empiric builder

Newly haircutted, stickerer-up

For pals, jam unpriser, medic

To the self-inflicted, attorney

To the self-indicted, petty accountant

And keeper of the double books,

Great divider of the universe

And all its forms of existence

Into its relationship to me,

Fellow trembler to the future,

Thin air gawker, apprehender

Of the frameless door.

-Stuart Dischell
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Sunday, October 28, 2007

By Marg Kay Ash

Don't limite yourself. Many people limite themselves to what they thinking they can do. You can do as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can acheive.

We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you are aiming, you don't have a goal. My goal is to lived my life in such a way that when I die, someone can say, she cared.
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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Quoted by Steve Case

I am probabily not going to be satified with anything we do. I think there's always the possible of doing better. And I'd say we're doing better than we were 2 year ago, in term of delivery and quality of service, but nowhere near what we should be doing.
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Quoted by Charles Thomas Munger

Forgetting your mistake is a terrible error if you are trying to improve your cognition

You need to have a passinate interest in why things are happening. That cast of mind, kept over long perriods, gradually improves your ability to focus on reality. You do not have the cast of mind, you are destined for failure even if u have a high IQ
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Funny Quotes On Marriage Day

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen.

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.

"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland

"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to
instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
-Alan Bennett

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe."
-Jackie Mason

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson
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